When you grow up in a nondescript, soulless, boring town, you have been given a gift from God, and that gift is the Test of the Small Town. And you pass the test when you go, “I’m leaving before I kill everyone and then myself.” (You fail when you go, “I’ll get a job at the Citgo and fill my truck up for free!”)

Patton Oswalt.

It turned out that the famous 5/7/5 haiku composing rule referred to moras, not syllables.

1. Never address the stupid.
2. Never join 3+ people discussing the same subject.

In both cases, the message would be irrelevant.

Full-fledged vacation. Full-fledged vacation. Full-fledged vacation.

Full-fledged vacation and those two days off.

And no one bugging me.

Please )-:

Despite the 'alpha' in its name, WolframAlpha™ has correct answers.

Yeah! I've found a chocolate bar in the package from Better World Books! Woo-hoo! :)

Powershell & WMI for system administration.

Python & Django for rapid development.

Java for enterprise.

עברית for fun.

English for all above.

Mighty Google is able to find at least one web page for a query comprising three random common words. Such as "rapid scotch fee" or "mushroom gravity deploy".

Still trying to challenge it.

"IT-Special" magazine should rename itself "The Buzzword Observer". It is my strong conviction.